manyamann asked: (("amsel in lingerie" *whispers here, too* Draaaaw iiitt.))

[[your wish is my command

SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE— likely tomorrow, because it’s fairly late now]]

Anonym asked: amsel in lingerie

ladyofnucleus:

bangbangkopfschuss:

ladyofnucleus:

"…I like this idea very much."

"Why."

"…no reason."

”.. It doesn’t sound particularly.. comfortable.”

Anonym asked: amsel in lingerie

ladyofnucleus:

"…I like this idea very much."

"Why."

voodoosnipes asked: [MSG]:How serious is it between you two?

[MSG]: Serious enough that throwing paint around the room isn’t grounds for my murder. Jokes are fun, no?

ofarroganceandmayhem asked: [MSG]:Who's better in bed, me or her? (from Phil because I couldn't resist, sorrynotsorry)

[MSG]: I’ve never had sex with you. I can’t imagine that I would prefer you to any ‘her’, especially not my wife.

[MSG]: I don’t want to test this theory. 

Let’s play a game!

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

(via flowerfactories)

  • [MSG]: Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?
  • [MSG]: I guess my company doesn't interest you any more.
  • [MSG]: What do you see in that guy/girl?
  • [MSG]: (S)he's kind of hot... you think?
  • [MSG]: Is he bigger than me?
  • [MSG]: When's the wedding?
  • [MSG]: I heard you and ___ are an item.
  • [MSG]: Is there... someone else?
  • [MSG]: I never agreed to an open relationship!
  • [MSG]: Does she do that thing that I do for you?
  • [MSG]: I see you'll flirt with just about anyone.
  • [MSG]: I'm a fool for thinking I was special to you.
  • [MSG]: How serious is it between you two?
  • [MSG]: You've been spending a lot of time with ___ recently.
  • [MSG]: So you tell all girls/guys that, I see.
  • [MSG]: So that's your type, huh?
  • [MSG]: Who's better in bed, me or him/her?
  • [MSG]: I can't bear to see you with someone else.
  • [MSG]: You're just a slut.
  • [MSG]: Just curious... not like I'm jealous or anything...

[[I see something familiar on this page. 

I wonder what it could be?]

ksorra:

Panoramic view from the Archenkanzel onto the Königssee, St. Bartholomä and the Berchtesgaden Alps. 

Königssee (king’s lake) by 

Haven’t stared vacantly into my phone’s camera in a while. This marks another mundane Munday, I suppose.

As a bonus, there’s my scraggly hairline and piss poor attempt at shaving sideburns. ]]