manyamann asked: (("amsel in lingerie" *whispers here, too* Draaaaw iiitt.))

[[your wish is my command

SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE— likely tomorrow, because it’s fairly late now]]

Anonym asked: amsel in lingerie




"…I like this idea very much."


"…no reason."

”.. It doesn’t sound particularly.. comfortable.”

Anonym asked: amsel in lingerie


"…I like this idea very much."


voodoosnipes asked: [MSG]:How serious is it between you two?

[MSG]: Serious enough that throwing paint around the room isn’t grounds for my murder. Jokes are fun, no?

ofarroganceandmayhem asked: [MSG]:Who's better in bed, me or her? (from Phil because I couldn't resist, sorrynotsorry)

[MSG]: I’ve never had sex with you. I can’t imagine that I would prefer you to any ‘her’, especially not my wife.

[MSG]: I don’t want to test this theory. 

Let’s play a game!



Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.


(via flowerfactories)

  • [MSG]: Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?
  • [MSG]: I guess my company doesn't interest you any more.
  • [MSG]: What do you see in that guy/girl?
  • [MSG]: (S)he's kind of hot... you think?
  • [MSG]: Is he bigger than me?
  • [MSG]: When's the wedding?
  • [MSG]: I heard you and ___ are an item.
  • [MSG]: Is there... someone else?
  • [MSG]: I never agreed to an open relationship!
  • [MSG]: Does she do that thing that I do for you?
  • [MSG]: I see you'll flirt with just about anyone.
  • [MSG]: I'm a fool for thinking I was special to you.
  • [MSG]: How serious is it between you two?
  • [MSG]: You've been spending a lot of time with ___ recently.
  • [MSG]: So you tell all girls/guys that, I see.
  • [MSG]: So that's your type, huh?
  • [MSG]: Who's better in bed, me or him/her?
  • [MSG]: I can't bear to see you with someone else.
  • [MSG]: You're just a slut.
  • [MSG]: Just curious... not like I'm jealous or anything...

[[I see something familiar on this page. 

I wonder what it could be?]


Panoramic view from the Archenkanzel onto the Königssee, St. Bartholomä and the Berchtesgaden Alps. 

Königssee (king’s lake) by 

Haven’t stared vacantly into my phone’s camera in a while. This marks another mundane Munday, I suppose.

As a bonus, there’s my scraggly hairline and piss poor attempt at shaving sideburns. ]]